
Written By:Jen
Bodayle
The fantasy was planned a long, long time
ago when eight high school girls made a pact to meet ten years after graduation
in the Emerald City also known as
The
time was finally here, it is 2007! Snow
White showed up to the MOT looking her best, she was thrilled to have the night
to herself, leaving Prince Charming behind with her twin sons. Sue (Snow White) was on time, it was
“Oh hiiiii, Mrs. Waffle. It seems
you haven’t changed a bit.”
“Hmmmm……
well if your looking for your friends you aren’t gonna find them here. I wanted to make you girls play one more
game, so I had them all show up to different places in this fine city.”
“Oh
did you really? That was cute. Well then
I’m off to find them!”
Mrs.
Waffle was the girl’s Phys. Ed. teacher, the whole high school referred to her
as the Witch of the West Gym. Back in
high school, a day would never go by when Snow White and her seven DWARFS did
not have to run those horrible eight laps around the field. Sue “Snow White” decided to go fetch her
friends so she left the base eager to see her girls! Before entering her horse and buggy she
noticed squirrel nuts scattered on the dirt.
Imprinted in the dirt read – YOU MUST RETURN HERE BY
Hilary! Hilary.
Where can she be? Snow White
decided to check out Houlihan’s. Low and
behold there was Happy Hilary, having a drink at the bar! Of course it was Happy Hour. One down, six to go! Snow White and Happy jumped in the horse
drawn carriage and set off to find another gal.
The two friends caught up and reminisced about high school. They thought back to the times when Dopey
Darlene would be so delighted to get sixties instead of forties! Next stop would be
Snow
White only had two friends left to find; Sneezy and Grumpy! Now where could they be? Within the next two hours the Ringleader and
her five dwarfs found the others. They
did not find Scarlet and Gina easily, it took a couple tries to find Sneezy and
bad weather slowed then down in the search for Grumpy. The horse drawn carriage first brought the
girls to a pharmacy called Hudacko’s but Scarlet was not inside. It next stopped at Shop Rite, then
Walgreen’s, then finally Brockman’s Pharmacy where Sneezy was found! Everything seemed to be going just find then
all of a sudden it started to pour!
Thunder shook the carriage and the white horses ran for the hills;
literally. They approached this desolate
area full of grass, green grass. Snow
White began to get nervous since she seemed to be back to the place where she started. Now there were holes, flags, and little
animals coming up from the ground; why would the Grumpster be here? The spot where Snow White and her six dwarfs
found Gina was the Bayonne Golf Course.
“Grumpy was put where grumpy people work,” said the bystander playing a
round of golf.
Everyone
was now back together! Snow White and
her seven dwarfs rode back to the Military Ocean Terminal which was their
castle by the sea. They were set to
celebrate and kick back on old times, until they were bewildered by this
gigantic mirror which stood six feet tall in front of them. The girls locked hands and approached the
mirror as one. Looking into the mirror
they saw themselves back at high school.
It was like Susan, Hilary, Donna, Samantha, Becky, Darlene, Scarlet, and
Gina had never left. Snow White and her
darling dwarfs were living a fantasy, and watching a tale as old as time.